Saturday, March 12, 2011

Woman Beating Alcoholic

Posted in Wichita | February 18th, 2011
Woman beatn alcoholic
Woman beatn alcoholic
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, His name is Jessie Sin**, he thinks he’s hot sh*t …He put beat his ex girlfriend in the hospital…the next morning didn’t even realize what he had done…that wasn’t the first girl he has hit on either….he has hit on his past gf too…He should have been put in jail but his ex was scared…he beats on everyone, his mom (who is an alcoholic) , his sisters(one of which is a meth head who got her kids taken away) and his present gf whom of which pregnant.
Was he punched in the face, or is it naturally just that swollen.- nik
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Whos Next

Posted in Wichita | February 18th, 2011
Whos next?
Whos next?
Whos next?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jacy. rumor has it she has had about as many abortions as her age. most of her boyfriends are twice her age her long time boyfriend kyle woods was no different. shes got a new boy now after he dumped her because she was sleeping around. they still fuck and her rebound is like 13. she is the nastiest thing to hit wichita and will sleep with anything for a line or two.
The buttons on this guy’s shirt are fighting so hard to keep it together. He needs a bigger shirt.- nik
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EWW

Posted in Dirty Army StrongWichita | February 18th, 2011
EWW
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rhonda Dice. She hasn’t escaladed to Wichita’s biggest sloots But she is one of Goddard’s. Any guy with her is prone to obtain SOMETHING. Goddard needs to be saved before we are quaratined for dirties.
She looks like she crawled out of the dumpsters at walmart.- nik
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Douchebag

Posted in Wichita | February 18th, 2011
douchebag fag
douchebag fag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ryan and as you can tell in the first picture hes gay with brian bakerton who is also on thedirty. I was at the party he was at in the last picture where he’s f*cked up on adderal and proves that hes a pill popping druggie.  This kid is a class A f*ggot. put his ugly a** on blast.
This guy loves having his cheeks pinched…its a forgy thing.- nik
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Wichita’s Candidate For The Final Four

Posted in The DirtyWichita | February 17th, 2011
Wichita's Candidate for the Final Four
Wichita's Candidate for the Final Four
Wichita's Candidate for the Final Four
THE DIRTY ARMY: OK Nik, you were wondering who the girl was in a recent post about Wichita’s 8 belles and here she is, again! Her name is Elizabeth Rizo and she is a 30 year old dead beat mom/wannabe model. She claims her children are twins but really they are a year apart, she slept with a pageant director to win Miss Planet Beach but lost the title shortly after, sleeps with her manager at the bar she works at, and made a news story about you on our local news station. She turned on those fake tears and complained about how you ruined her “career” but really we ALL know she is submitting herself for exposure. I think she deserves to be Wichita’s Dirty Celeb. She has absolutely no friends, a huge nose, believes orange is a color, always has 10 pounds of makeup, wears horse hair, sharpie eyebrows and has terrible +2s. Come on Nik, Wichita has been begging you to make her one. She has been on your site 7 times in the past month!
Sorry, but she is just not good looking at all. It would be a slap to the face of the other Dirty Celebs if I made her one. She is a 3.662716627 in my book at best.- nik
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Itty Bitty Committee

Posted in Wichita | February 17th, 2011
itty bitty titty committee
itty bitty titty committee
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is keri perez. This girl is the biggest sl*t ever. she cheats on her boyfriend all the time and thinks she is he hottest chick ever. she is always trying to show off her itty bitty titties. but everyone knows she is the ugliest and sl*ttiest girl in wichita.
Her nose looks like the wing of an airplane.- nik
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Wichita’s 30 Year Old Virgin

Posted in Same-FaceWichita | February 17th, 2011
wichita's 30 year old virgin
wichita's 30 year old virgin
wichita's 30 year old virgin
THE DIRTY ARMY: ladies and gentleman of the dirty army, this motherf*cker right here is seth f*cking zoolander of wichita kansas. among the creepiest the 316 has to offer. absolutely tragic. he likes to ride his gay ass bike near century 2 and works at doc howards. now i know what you’re saying…how can somebody that works at a trendy ass meat market of a club like doc howard’s be a virgin….well this guy is. he is a lame burnt out kandy kid clutching onto the retarded remnants of the pepsi head rave scene for as long as ive known him. dude is constantly surrounded by moderately attractive drugged out rave bitches and has still managed to get no play at all. most awkward dude known to mankind who will say things like “whats your sign?” and the ever popular “have you ever heard happy hardcore vol. 2? it changed my life!” lame ass monotone wichita creeper who likes to shit all over local chicks behind his mommy and daddy’s computerscreen….and to boot, the kid rocks the same dumbass wannabe male model “blue steel” face in every picture ive ever seen him in. and that bottom pic of him with the creepy facepaint bitch with him in the tank top,yeah, thats a fake tattoo. i saw him rocking that look for like a week walking around delano. forgy. so, nik, please put this lame ass douchebag on blast so the rest of the world knows hes a molester in the making.
I’m definitely getting a predator bisexual vibe from this chubster.- nik
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Fake F*gs

Posted in Wichita | February 17th, 2011
Fake F*gs
Fake F*gs
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two fakes are Taylor “Taytay” and Mai. They are the gayest couple in Wichita, literally. They have everyone believing that they’re both gay, but trust me they are not. Taytay and Mai live together (with Taytay’s MOM) and are notorious for going to parties together and getting wasted and making out in random bathrooms. They are so dumb. Seriously, Taylor is a fake gay, and Mai is a fake lesbian. The only people they’re gay for is each other.
Why would you pretend to be gay, you can’t even benefit from that.- nik
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I Pee The Bed

Posted in Wichita | February 17th, 2011
Hi! I Pee The Bed!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jason Smith. He likes to go by Red. He has the lamest tattoo on his back, RED. He moved here from FL, thinks he’s hot stuff. But, None of his “friends” really like him. All he talks about is himself, even interupts someone just to say something more about himself. People around him only keep him in the loop because they like to make fun of him. He gets hammered and PISSES the bed. Or your couch. DO NOT LET THIS DUDE NEAR YOUR FURNITURE!! He also dates the biggest sloot ever. He is a TOOL!
No one should be proud to have red hair, especially when they have a receding hairline.- nik
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The KING Of Douchebags

Posted in Wichita | February 17th, 2011
The KING of Douchebags :D
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hunter Davis. The kid who’s done it all. The kid who brags about how he got other kids into doing meth and becoming habitual pot heads. He’s a sweet talker, but once you get to know him, he’s nothing but a straight a**hole. He gets his money by selling drugs, and talks to his family like they are nothing but pieces of s**t. He needs to learn to control his roid rage, it’s not helping him. He doesn’t have any real friends, they all use him for a place to drink and free pot to smoke. He is also known to have a few Dirtys from all the girls he’s been with. His pastimes include cheating on his girlfriend, than come crying back to them, begging for forgiveness, smoking pot, driving his truck when he’s drunk, snorting pepsi, and hitting cars. He’s a f*cking mess. But if you want bud, he’s your guy!

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