Saturday, March 12, 2011

Cookies And Cream Wants

Posted in Wichita | February 15th, 2011
cookies and cream wants to dunk in your sisters mouth
cookies and cream wants to dunk in your sisters mouth
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bring you Giles Josh f*ckin Giles moved to town from Michigan a few years ago and thinks he owns every girl in town because hes the only black dude in his lame scenester crew. He likes to play bass guitar because he thinks it will get him laid, and he likes to drink because he cant play bass for sh*t when he’s sober. Wears silly clothes, he’s got two pokeballs tattooed on his chest, has a tiny little mustache that would frighten your little sister. speaking of your little sister, he’ll try to f*ck your little sister but she wont have it because, come on, he’s not that good at bass.
He looks like he is transitioning into a woman.- nik
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Vince F

Posted in Dirty GreeksWichita | February 14th, 2011
Vince FAGASS
Vince FAGASS
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this queer, a cocky self centered a$$hole that thinks hes a bad a$$ for he was the best guitarist in his high school of like 10 people. He sneaks around on his bands and joins others and leaves them high and dry, the same for his girlfriends(most which are under 18) he will go off and f*ck his old fat 10 year old girl friend from belle plaine. He has a butt buddy Kyle Woods that they seem to be connected at the scrotum. If he left the Wichita music scene something good might actually come out of this town! Oh and don’t forget hes DTF!
Fact: Vince lent his clothes to his friends in the bottom pic.- nik
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Doucher

Posted in Wichita | February 14th, 2011
Doucher
Doucher
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This douchebags name is Mike Ph****place. He’s a man-wh*ore, who can’t make a smart decision to save his life. He is one of the biggest liars in Wichita and will tell you whatever you want to hear. He’s full of secrets and lies. He cheats too! He has a new girl every couple of months. He’s a big Pepsi head too! Stay away.. sure he’s hot ladies, but trust me! If anything, he’s only good for sex, so make sure he wraps it. He’ll talk ya out of it.. don’t be dumb!
All your good for is a laugh just like this post which you thought sounded believable.- nik
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Tool Bag

Posted in Wichita | February 14th, 2011
Tool Bag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is the Biggest tool you will ever see in your life. Meet Will A (A.K.A) Baby greg He think’s he is hot sh*t and can get any girl he wants in reality nobody likes him because he is a sh*thead. Will looks like a damn puffer fish. He always talks about how big his greg is but every girl he’s been with says it’s hella small. Nobody can stand to be around him for more then 5 minutes because he such a douchebag. Nik, Put this b*tch on blast.
No one likes a sh*t head.- nik
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The Dirty PC

Posted in Wichita | February 14th, 2011
The Dirty Brown
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy here is the most crustiest black guy I’ve ever seen. he rolls party to party with the intent to make out with every girl he sees. if this kid doesn’t have an drd by now i would be highly surprised. he loves grabbing on random girls asses, and doesn’t care how he looks when he goes out in public. this kid needs a reality change quick.
Just because he has the intent on sleeping with chicks doesn’t mean he is.- nik
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Nasty Sloot

Posted in Wichita | February 14th, 2011
Nasty whore
THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty slut goes around handgun out withcollege people that aren’t even in college, she’s so nasty she had intercourse with a guy she new for 3 days!!!!! WTF. She is always looking for the wiener. Nik Would You?
Answer: No, I wouldn’t want my greg tainted for life.
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Alex Is Setting A Bad Example For Little Sister Blake

Posted in The DirtyWichita | February 13th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these sisters are of course from Kapaun: Alex and Blake Bullock. The older one (Alex) is the one posing like the a wh*re. They get drunk all the ***king time, and then sleep with random guys. The older one even slept with the guy her “best friend” was in love with. The younger one is follwing in Alex’s footsteps, becoming a bigger mess than her sister. Alex was on the news for sending out nasty photos of herself, and she also forwarded a picture of her t*ts to the entire senior class.  Nik, what you think about these backstabbing b*tches.
The taller one is way hotter. Please tell that is Blake.- nik
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Wichita Is Desperate For A Dirty Celeb

Posted in The DirtyWichita | February 13th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here is Liz again. She cried about you on the news calling you a bad person, slept with a pageant director to win Miss Planet Beach only to lose her title months later for breach of contract (doing nude photos) and is a 29 year old mother of two trying to make it in the modeling world. She keeps submitting herself for publicity and I think she should just become a dirty celeb. I’m thinking Sharpie or Bozo the Clown because she truly looks like a clown. What do you think nik?
I do have to say my Wichita traffic is insane and the city deserves a Dirty Celeb, but this chick is too tired and old.- nik
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Sloppy Seconds

Posted in Wichita | February 12th, 2011
sloppy seconds
sloppy seconds
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mariah Nicole Page. She’s too nasty! Her boyfriend Kai Black is still in love with his EX girlfriend. She’s cheated on him many times, & he’s cheated on her! She’s never gotten a guy on her own. He dumped her for his EX, then his EX screwed him over so he went back to her! She’s such a sloot & is always hanging out & messing around with guys in Andale. She hardly ever does her hair, most the time looks like she doesnt even shower!
They’re all gross and have scoliosis. -nik
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Broke Ped With Three Baby Mama’s

Posted in Dirty PredatorKansasWichita | February 11th, 2011
Broke Ped - with three baby mama's
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jim Diaz. Besides the fact that this guy is a regular at the free clinic and has had STD’s at least 5 times. Lets just say its not a surprise that the number is on speed dial. Is into underage girls . the younger the better ( PEDIFILE!) he brags about how he has money and how hes balling when really mommy and daddy pays for the clothes on his back. Yeah everyone Jims so balling that he rolls around in his sisters or mothers car because his “fast” ten second honda has been in the shop for over a year. Maybe if he didnt have to pay 75% of his check to child support it would be on the streets. Funny this guy is a bus boy and is 23 yrs old. A little on the heavy side but claims he can fight even though his smallest baby mama put him on his back. His newest baby mama he meet at a party .. funny thing is they meet in the middle of a threesome with him and his best friend. Three baby mama’s now to which he claims he has no children with. Trust me he has two on the way and two already born. Jim Diaz is a BROKE piece of sh*t Pedifile that talks nothing but shit on everyone he knows. Aside from being a dead beat baby daddy .. a walking STD Lets just say that for all this boys short comings .. his penis is the shortest.
I see busboy as an occupation in his future.- nik

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